Wednesday, April 22, 2009

As of today...

E-man is my favorite person in the whole wide world. No offense to the others. Well, except some Republicans and the people who decide how much I get paid.

Song: Fur Elise (Beethovan)
Color: Purple

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Ae Gogol!

I'm living my life in multiples of 22 mainly because there are only three factors.

a) Dear Long Island blondes who drive SUVs, the blind spot is NOT a myth. It exists and I am in it.
b) Dear Thesis Committee member, please do not roast my behind over the fire lit with nitty-gritty details.
c) Dear Eugene, I will write a post in your honor soon. Yes, I accept payment in cash. 
d) Dear Important people who decide how much grad students get paid, we want to do more than just about survive. 
e) Dear Person who leaves bottles open, most liquids evaporate. 
f) Dear Barrack, I want an iPod too. It's cool with me if it has your speeches on it.
g) Dear Grammatically challenged person writing blogs/letters/notes, there is a difference between your and you're.
h) Dear Deepa Mehta, you write belchy stories.
i) Dear Anurag Kashyap, you write sucky screenplays adapted from belchy stories.
j) Dear Person I consider a friend, send me a gift.
k) Dear Kalpen Modi, please go back to House.
l) Dear Person reading this, thank you very much for leaving an appropriately critical yet nice comment with just the right number of compliments.
m) Dear Person reading this and considering not writing a comment, see you in Grad school.

Color: Blue
Song: Minnat