Nucleotide homicide

E-man is a brilliant ambitious undergrad  who likes P-chem(he's not fictitious) but also takes classes like Natural Disasters. Recently, he asked me to write about him in my blog. E-man thinks I am nice, so to keep him in that illusion, I decided to humor him. E-man punctures his usual quiet air bubble with unintentionally funny punch lines that last a long time in your memory. E-man lives in the Hyde-out and again, he is not a fictional character. 

Pop literature by E-man:

What do E-man and Paris Hilton have in common?

-->Let's talk about *me* now.

How does E-man react to people laughing at his jokes?

-->Am I funny? Do you think that is funny? 

How E-man reacts when you've been out of office for a week?

-->Of course I missed you. Ask anyone. 

---->Well, I didn't say it but I felt it. 

------>Maybe I didn't, but I thought I should feel it. 

-------->Now I think I should have.

---------->Ok fine, I didn't. 

------------>I'll make it up. I'll walk you to the elevator. I need to go to the bathroom anyway. 

What is fashion to E-man?

-->Does this coat make me look big? 

What did E-man say when he discovered the blogosphere?

-->Wow, your blog is kind of the world to your mind. 

How does E-man escape things?

--> I really need to go the bathroom. I've been putting it off for an hour now. 

In a character sketch, how does E-man describe the person?

--> He is bald, short and has red hair here and there. 

All in all, E-man is a fun guy who will graduate soon and disappear into the land of Med-school. The E-world will miss him oh-so-terribly. 

Color: Yellow (like E-man's egg-shirt)

Song: I'm a fool to want you (Billie Holiday)